my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just
update: he told her the truth
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
the sun is up
tag your spoilers
The sky is blue
stop im not up to there yet
Hilarious teen magician
Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.
This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person
oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.
the kid has dry wit down to an art form.
Hilarious teen magician. oh did you mean Artemis Fowl attempting magic?