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3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
omfg
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.
In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams.
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8.
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it
wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU
*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*
OH MY GOD
oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF
can someone listen to this and tell me what you hear cause i’m too scared to find out for myself
OMFG
i wanna listen to this but at the same time i don’t i’m really scared :(((((
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL I ALMOST SHAT MY PANTS
oH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
(Source: odair)
my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
Very cool way to make a small stove using a pop can.
If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
The da vinci load
(Source: deans-sassy-cassy)
Pika
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
#out of context this almost seems like Will scolding Hannibal for not disposing of the body better #”DAMMIT HANNIBAL I TOLD YOU WE NEED TO START FEEDING THE CORPSES TO PIGS” #”William that’s horribly inelegant and I will not do it “You are sleeping on the couch tonight I swear to god”
(Source: shioricz)
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing