Photo 1 Dec 324,947 notes teganquinsjaw:

this film fucked me up

teganquinsjaw:

this film fucked me up

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Video 1 Dec 539,827 notes

becca-morley:

history

Text 1 Dec 97,795 notes

hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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Video 1 Dec 451,689 notes

humorous-blog:

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

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via greetng.
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dingoinnuendo:

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why is the search bar such a fucking dick

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via greetng.
Video 1 Dec 147,051 notes

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Photo 1 Dec 350,316 notes sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

Text 1 Dec 183,550 notes

terriblyunoriginal:

tacohz:

The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed

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I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.

(Source: ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart)

Text 1 Dec 397,581 notes

pearstheplatypus:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

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wholockedkelly:

doctor-my-impala-is-wholocked:

trillow:

edwad:

the sun is up

tag your spoilers

The sky is blue

stop im not up to there yet

Video 1 Dec 55,440 notes

annaquinnskywalker123:

(x)

CRITICAL

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Photo 1 Dec 212,944 notes ghost-of-an-outlaw:

I laughed harder than I should have.

ghost-of-an-outlaw:

I laughed harder than I should have.

(Source: d4rkrain)

Video 1 Dec 215,650 notes

ai-chan-1:

p5stuck:

ludicrouscupcake:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.

the kid has dry wit down to an art form.

Hilarious teen magician. oh did you mean Artemis Fowl attempting magic?

(Source: ursulatheseabitchh)

Text 1 Dec 128,404 notes

condescetier:

my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes

"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"


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